School graduation in May 2020 is one of the most important holidays in your child’s life. Both graduates, the teaching staff, and the parents themselves approach the preparation of this event with special attention. Parents' speech at the graduation ceremony usually includes warm words addressed to the school administration and teachers, and parting words to the children entering adulthood.
In order for this event to bring more positive emotions and be remembered for a long time by all its participants, you can approach the preparation of parents’ response at the 11th grade graduation with humor: perform perky graduation ditties about your children and act out funny scenes about school.
Funny scenes from parents at 11th grade graduation
The theme of such an event is always the same - graduation from school, farewell to beloved teachers, the beginning of a new stage in life. This holiday is also a great occasion to remember the school years of your sons and daughters. Therefore, ditties from parents on a school theme will be especially relevant at the 11th grade graduation.
We know a lot of ditties -
Both good and bad.
It's good for him to listen
Who doesn't know any.
Ditties about ditties, about teachers, about being late, about love, about friendship, about school, about a diary, about fighters, about recess, about clothes and fashion, about twos, about fives, about mathematics, about the Russian language, about physical education and sports , about the English language, about geography, about school subjects, about the Unified State Exam, about first-graders, comic ditties about school, ditties with names, about concerts and performances, about vacations and graduation.
School ditties about ditties
| We'll sing ditties for you School ones are cool, So that you don’t get bored on Knowledge Day, Yes, and they remembered us! We composed ditties Oh, the ditties are good Old people and kids - Where are you, sponsor, show up? Our accordion player has lost | We are little girls who laugh We are always cheerful: We’ll sing ditties for you now, Yes about school matters. My friend Lisa and I Our heels are clicking, We love to sing ditties Oh, from Olya, like from a cannon, | The teacher told us all Compose ditties And the bear stepped on me I put my paw on my ears. I compose ditties Here for ditties And in Voronezh we have We all live in Klichev. |
School ditties about teachers
| Thank you for science, Wise teachers. Because we understand You didn't chase us in vain. Our teacher is very strict They came to school as sparrows, Me teacher on the blackboard | And Irina Nikolaevna He loves silence very much. Why doesn't he like to make noise? Well, I just don’t understand. For the teacher first I go to school in the morning | Being a teacher is not easy Only read your subject. The teacher must teach How should we act in life? Congratulations on Teacher's Day I'm sitting in class |
School ditties about being late
School ditties about love
School ditties about friendship
Ditties about school
School ditties about the diary
School ditties about fighters
School ditties about recess
| Our teacher in silence Explains the topic... And the neighbor whispers to me: What a change! It's cool to drive on parquet! Our Lesha is at recess In the office class yesterday It's time for fun - an hour of fun! | Our teacher is at the door, Our lesson is over We open our cell phone, We play everything via bluetooth. The bell has now rung - Our Vova is at recess Valya, Sasha, Radik, Senya What's that noise? What kind of scream? | I was running for recess Stretch your body, He put his forehead against the wall, What I taught - I forgot again! Everyone sings to the music The office is rumbling, We made a little noise - Sveta rushes around the school, |
School ditties about clothes and fashion
School ditties about deuces
| We are no strangers to twos, Twos are so easy to grab There is no need to learn anything - This is the reward. I'm not ready for the lesson Didn't answer about fairy tales Our Vitya doesn’t like poetry, For the test Petrusha In our school everyone is equal, - You only have two grades, | I got "four" - Mila boasts. But in fact it's There were two ratings. I came today sad Learned very quickly Became clear to Anton Oh, save me! Oh, save me! Masha hid it in the closet I let you cheat on a test | “I know everything, I promise,” - Our Noskov repeats. And how will you answer? Master of deuces to receive. Ruslan has no patience, My friend and I were walking I have a two in my notebook Igor decided to joke Who has dogs, cats, |
School ditties about A's
| The diary contains homework assignments. And the “fives” are standing next to each other. How good! Come on, mom, sign it! I'm not lazy at our school And the director of our school | We sang ditties for a long time, And now we want to say: “Hurry up and grab your pen. and give us a FIVE in your diary!!! We hurry teachers I really like to study | In our school everyone is an artist, They love to sing and dance. Well, of course, in class We answer with five. Katka is a black sheep! How to get A's |
School ditties about mathematics
| And in mathematics We draw squares Circles and diamonds... Where can we find a bomb? Nikolai decided by example, I added, multiplied, subtracted, Write off math "Blendamed" and even chewing gum | I teach mathematics Three hundred and forty days a year! The remaining twenty days I'm just thinking about her. There is an aspen tree on the mountain, Masha crams the formula, Our teacher is in class | Math is hard - Everyone knows her. Let's think and guess How can we solve problems? Vanya teaches theorems, At a math lesson I can't learn |
School ditties about the Russian language
| Teach to distinguish Suffixes with prefixes, Mom will give me Yoghurts with additives. Our Ilya is a super-skilled goalkeeper, We are in Russian | Letters in Machine's notebook They don’t stand like they’re at a parade. The letters jump and dance They wag their tails. We wrote an essay Our chicken is speckled | Wake me up at night In the very middle, I'll tell you the alphabet Without one hitch! I speak my native language Somehow Olya received |
School ditties about physical education and sports
| I love physical education I can walk on my hands! The only problem is, Your legs won't carry you there! I love everyone at school the most Train our muscles In gym class There is no better Vanya at school | In gym class We sit all without uniform, And on the teacher's biceps We look delighted. In gym class Tolya bragged to the guys, Dirty Pasha looks proudly | Legs are long, big, I'm training for running. Why then is he limping? My progress? We all love to go for a walk - How much, Vova, can you Our life is easy and smooth |
School ditties about English
School ditties about geography
Funny ditties about school subjects
| I'm studying science I gain a lot of knowledge. I blew up half the school! This is such chemistry! Somehow we're in chemistry We are in computer science Sweetheart in a white apron I couldn't learn Alas, alas, alas and ah! | We're all about botany They leaned against the desks... About living organisms I had colorful dreams! At a drawing lesson Anatomy, science,– I know the laws of physics - I'm in the textbook alone I know Napoleon In the lesson of M.H.K. | All the girls are at work They embroider together. Well, what about the poor boys? They carry heavy things. They sew an apron at work, We tried very hard And how did they start trying on - We were confused ourselves. I've been bawling all day They say in Pythagoras Let's go to history - How many years until Andromeda Petya ran away from music |
School ditties about the Unified State Exam
School ditties about first graders
| I turned seven years old And I couldn't be happier! Look what a miracle it is - My first-class bouquet! I go to school with flowers The new uniform is put on, If you want to know a lot, | Mom braided her hair I straightened my bows, She gave me a brand new satchel - Sent me to first grade! The backpack is a miracle! But, Knapsack, copybooks, notebooks - | Hurry up, ring the bell, We've been waiting for you. After all, for our first lesson We've been planning for a year. I have an ABC book in my briefcase Alphabet from "A" to "Z" |
Comic ditties about school
| We sat in class And they looked out the window. We were bored in class And we dreamed of going home! It's easy in the classics - HURRAY! — It's good to be a bird Firewood lies on the grass, Spotted woodpecker with sharp beak | What kind of whispering is heard in the classroom? Who is stopping us like this? Our friend is tired Time with a friend on April Fool's Day All the guys in our class | They say I'm a fighter Well, what nonsense is this! I'm mute in class Militancy is to my detriment. We have to learn every day Teachers moan, cry, We are on the field at State Farm |
School ditties with names
| Our Andrey that week I handed over my notebook to the teacher. He doesn't know what to do with her - To clean, wash or wash. Seryozha took a walk in the park Our Seryozha is in class Seryozhka was called to the board, Dima has developed good hearing. Who's hustling at the buffet? I was waiting for an answer from Marina Oh, we don’t like it when Pasha | Our ancestors drew Dinosaurs on a rock, 21st century. - Vignettes Tolya is drawing on the table. Dinosaurs are our ancestors Our Tanechka is a chatterbox, Kolya came out to answer, I'm sitting at a desk with Roma. All programs without analysis Never in our class Our Kristya is like a top, | Heroically Lena with laziness I fought all day But, much to our chagrin, Laziness defeated Lena. Seryozha has no hearing, Although the ratings are not very good, Katya's grief is bitter, Elya and Zhenya in class Teacher Sveta says: Taras shook and shook the briefcase, Gosha toils and sighs |
School ditties about holidays and graduation
School ditties about concerts and performances
| All tonight I tried not to fall asleep - Me for the school play I got used to the role of Owl! We were told to perform The choir performed today Oh, our artist Lena, To the gala concert today | My friend Tamara and I We sing songs with a guitar. Self-made songs Quite magnificent! We can sing all day long At ditty concerts We want to go on tour We are from our pop stars | We are singers and musicians, We love performing! We are the people's talents Our region is famous for us! About your childish affairs Oh, I'm completely haggard |
Script of the last bell of 11th grade 2014.
- Welcome speech from Ivchenko E.N.
- 11th grade exit to music
- The Russian anthem is playing.
- Montage and song on stage“It’s great that we’ve all gathered here today” with a guitar.
Clear day. September. Daisies.
- Bow. Braids. First graders.
- Two by two. Primer. Five.
- The classroom is being cleaned for the first time.
- Pharaohs. Globe. Map.
- Painted desk.
- Lye. Pythagoras. Acids.
- Lev Tolstoy. Straits. Notes.
- And preparation for the test.
- And a crib sheet prepared.
- Dancing. Hiking trip. Guitar.
- Kiss.
- For a quarter of a couple.
- State exam. Farewell ball.
- Joy mixed with sadness.
- Certificate. Flowers in the window.
- Why am I so sad?
- Words by E. N. Ivchenko
- Congratulations from the school director, guests (presentation of flowers)
- Order on admission to exams.
IN 1: It's time to say goodbye to school.
You're not leaving for the summer, forever.
You will only return to her in your thoughts,
Remembering my childhood years.
Q2: You will always remember this moment,
Enthusiastic faces of peers,
After all, school is your pure spring,
More than once in your life he will let you get drunk.
Q1: It’s time for school days to end –
The door is open into an unknown space.
And take it with you on a long journey
A piece from a teacher's heart.
Song for teachers “Lake of Kindness” (group of girls).
- Teachers' song and ribbon presentation.
To the tune of Nikolai Karachentsov’s song “What to give you”
What can I give you other than our love?
Maybe this spring or my feelings.
Maybe a starry night or a quiet dawn.
After all, nothing is impossible for us
Chorus
What should I give you? Maybe believing in a dream
And a spring of hope or kindness in hearts.
Maybe blue fog and bird cherry color.
After all, nothing is impossible for us.
Chorus
What should I give you, our dear graduate?
After all, today you and I are parting forever 2 times
Congratulations to first-graders (poems, ditties and general song)
First-graders' ditties for the last bell.
1. We start ditties
Please don't laugh
There are a lot of people here
We can be embarrassed.
2. There are girls in our school
It's impossible to take your eyes off.
And Ksyusha and Anya
There are all colors in hairstyles!
3. And Alena at concerts
Sing like a nightingale
Even Alla Pugacheva
He won't keep up with her.
4. I'm going to the screening with my mom
I don’t go to fashion sites.
All the latest super fashion
I'll take a look at Zlata
(I'm looking at the graduates)
5. Come on, guys.
The whole crowd in the construction
So that the cottages on Rublyovka
Give to your parents
6. Olesya strives for knowledge
Nobody works harder than her
Often during sixth period
She is the only one who will come.
7. Our blank notebooks
Became unkempt
Teach us, Ksyusha,
How to be careful!
8. I dreamed everything - I chose
I make my own profession...
I learned from Polina -
A laboratory assistant is always valuable!!!
9. I will fight back anyone
And I play football!
I want to become like
To Titova Daria.
10. Our Nastya is silent
Says few words
But upon admission
Will be the first to reach the finish line.
11.All programs on the computer
Kirill knows where to go.
He has no equal on the Internet
Please accept great respect from us!
12. Geography for five
We wish to hand over to Roma
Where to go on vacation
Maybe he can give us some advice!
13. Nastya, Katya and Oksana
All the boys like it
Their rivals are all waiting
Well when they leave
14. Our Maxim Mokeev in sports
The first champion in the area,
How many cups and medals
He got it with his own labor.
15. From the very first days of school
Our Sasha is trying
He got "excellent" grades from school
About to graduate.
16. Kirill was once asked:
“What are you doing in class?”
He thought a little
And he answered: “I’m waiting for a call.”
17. Maxim, you will become a deputy
Don't forget to raise salaries
Remember, you teachers
I promised in third grade!
18. In physical education class
There is only one teacher in the hall.
And the graduates are in their beds
They watch rainbow dreams.
19. What’s that roar, what’s that noise?
The walls keep shaking
These are graduates
They go down to the dining room
20. We sang ditties for you
Is it good or bad
And now we ask you
So that you clap for us.
When you lose, take your hand, walk around the hall, give gifts, see you off.
- Ivchenko: “And now the floor is given to the heroes of our holiday...”
Leader's word:
Q1: For our big holiday
We gathered with the whole family
Moms cry on the sidelines
Dads smile
They won’t understand, their worries are over
Or are they just beginning
Q2 Teachers seem like family to us
Look at them, look at them one more time
They will remain the same for us
How we see them at this hour.
B1 It is impossible to imagine a modern 11th grader without headphones. He associates each song with a specific teacher or situation. Here are fantasies on this topic.
Musical performance by graduates
Scene with a fortune teller
Unified State Examination
Q1 Dear, beloved teachers!
Today on this May day
Please accept our congratulations
For your loyalty and love
For your dedication to your work!
We open our festival “School Starfall” and begin the award ceremony for our wonderful teachers.
- In the “Sensitive Heart” nomination, the school director, Lidiya Sergeevna Loseva, is awarded for rigor, adherence to principles, exactingness, kindness and understanding.
Dear Lidiya Sergeevna!! Through storms and bad weather
You confidently led our ship.
It's finished! The years of study are behind me,
Accept our declaration of love!
Above our beloved school, the trill of the bell is sounding louder.
That bell rings hysterically and calls for a break.
From the large office, which is called the office,
Lidia Sergeevna came out and looked around the school vigilantly.
Then on the first floor he checks the order in the hall,
Then she is already on the third - like black lightning.
So he again speaks words of reproach to the poor students.
In those words there is the thirst for a storm, the power of anger, the flame of passion
And the confidence that they will still correct the bad mark.
The bell rings again, the corridors are empty...
There remains only an inseparable couple for so long,
Children have known themselves for as long as they have studied at this school.
A couple that has grown together forever and cannot imagine themselves without each other.
This couple: The school and its Director.
Song to the school principal (to the melody of “Without me, my beloved”).
1. “I know, honey, I know what’s wrong with you.
You overslept again this morning.
And you came without a uniform, dear,”
The director told me, as he always did.
Chorus: We are without you, our dear director,
They would go without a uniform.
We are without you, our dear director,
They would smoke behind the school.
But you stand, our director,
On the first one, as usual.
Our director takes care of the school
So strict and familiar.
(presentation of flowers and gifts)
2. In the “Administration is always right” category, head teachers of the school Nadezhda Viktorovna Yakovleva, Elena Borisovna Baranova, Elena Nikolaevna Ivchenko are awarded for their ability to lay the methodological foundation of the house in which we study and for their ability to keep students under control.
Why do we love our head teachers?
For kindness, for beauty.
They are ready for strangers' children
Give your hearts warmth and kindness.
They can be tough sometimes
And they give you and me a stern look.
But we will never forget you,
You remain in my heart forever.
To the tune of "Lady Luck"
Dear head teachers, you are unforgettable!
We want to confess to you our fireproof feelings.
You will guide us through the Unified State Exam with parting words.
Don’t rush to say goodbye to us too early,
Help us survive during the certification period!
Dear head teachers, you are our hope!
You are so kind, who will support us?
We know it’s difficult with us, but we promise
Do your best, we won't let you down!
Lidiya Sergeevna, we promise you too
We will not disgrace you, and we will not let you down! (handing flowers, gifts)
- Next nomination “My second mother”
The first teachers Tatyana Evgenievna Popkova, Tatyana Vasilievna Bakaeva are awarded in this nomination for skill drain the sea of tears of frightened first-graders and turn their lives into a river of joy, andfor the ability to teach children to comprehend the wisdom of science in 4 years, and then start from scratch again.
We were all funny kids
When we first came to school class,
And, having received a notebook with pencils,
Sat down at a desk for the first time in my life!
Thank you for loving us so much
Although they were sometimes strict with us,
Because you taught us to think,
For everything, for everything they did for us!
To the tune of “My Affectionate”
On the first day of September we went to 1st grade
You looked at us with a smile
And, remembering those days, it’s like time ago
Divorced, who is to blame?
We've grown up
Learned the big world
But you stayed
My dearest
Chorus:
My affectionate, tender
I hold your hands
I can't find words
My affectionate, beloved
At the most difficult hour
We won't forget you
My affectionate, tender
I hold your hands
I can't find words
My affectionate, beloved
At the most difficult hour
We won't forget you
Response from the first teachers.
Q1 What exams do you think you need to do well to get a certificate?
B2 Well, of course, Russian language and mathematics.
Q1 What if you don’t pass?
B2 You won't finish school!
Q1 But I want to finish school!
B2 “I want to finish school” - that’s the name of our composition.
The winner in the category “I remember a wonderful moment” was the teacher of Russian language and literature Glazunova Marina Alekseevnafor the ability to reveal and show the beauty and richness of the native language, as well as for courage and heroism when checking written works.
Q1: But now we still have a very important nomination, the one who is always next to us at school is nominated in it,
Q2: The one who is responsible for us at school,
Q1: The one who worries about us no less than our parents.
Q2: So, the nomination “The Coolest Cool Mom.”
There are a lot of classics
Poets and writers -
The Russian land is rich in them,
But no matter how hard we try
We shed tears,
But we will redouble our zeal
And through all the torment
An essay will be born from us
Marina Alekseevna
He will check and cry,
And he will tell us that Pushkin is not for us.
How will you stay at school without us?
And to whom do we leave you,
And that everything is really happening,
We still couldn't believe it.
We grew and matured before our eyes,
We won't become fifth graders again.
Thanks for everything to our cool mom,
But releasing does not mean losing.
Song for the class teacher “Your Eyes”.
5. Exact science. In the “Common Sense” nomination, mathematics teachers are awarded: Elena Grigorievna Kornilova, Galina Vyacheslavovna Podzemelnaya, Nina Vasilievna Khromova _ for the firm belief that two and two are four and for the ability to square a good mood.
It would seem that all the numbers, equations,
And formulas, and different divisions,
Everything is difficult at first, it’s unclear,
The examples were presented carefully.
But time passed, and you explained everything,
Homework was given
And we tried to solve everything successfully,
And the numbers became interesting.
Now we know a lot, we understand,
And if necessary, we count well.
And let the years pass, but without a doubt,
We will remember your equations!
Mathematics ("My Bunny")
This subject is very difficult
And you can overwhelm him,
Ah, mathematics, I know
I'm lost without you
My deuce, I am your minus,
You are my corner, I am your sine,
For me you are pi squared
You are Pythagoras, and I am a leg,
Particular you, I am the divider,
This is Love!
I don't sleep well at night because I love algebra,
Because I also love geometry,
The entire 11th grade is grateful to you now,
This means you didn’t teach us in vain.
6. We continue our “School Starfall” festival.History and social studies teachers are awarded in the category “Let us glorify the Fatherland with the names of...”Smirnova Irina Anatolyevna. Chumakova Galina Ivanovna, Chukshis Vadim Andreevich, Kuzminykh Yakov Sergeevich_for the ability not to get lost in historical events.
If the class is quiet
Flies don't fly
Know our history.
Someone is being called
(“Sasha + Masha” Factory).
1.The sun rises behind the mountains
We have history again.
Full of sadness and suffering,
We will tell the story.
We gathered in the office,
Our topic is complex.
And will put everything in its place,
Only a teacher's story
Chorus: His name is Caesar, he is very great.
He loved Cleopatra and only her.
There was Aristotle, Plato, Empidocles.
Will you remember them?
Damn it's mine.
His name is Lenin, he is very great.
He loved Nadezhda and only her.
There was also Stalin, Khrushchev and Andropov.
Will you remember them?
Damn it's mine.
7. So, the next nomination"The Einstein of our school." It is awarded to the physics teacher_Kulikova Vera Vladimirovna_ behind selfless work in a high-stress zone, and the ability to teach children to distinguish a barometer from a voltmeter.
Maybe there are no Edisons in us,
We won't reach Newtons,
And he wasn't like that at all
Radio Dad - Popov.
Let pascals, watts, hertz
They did not enter into our flesh and blood,
But forever in the heart
There will be a love for physics.
("Am I Guilty")
Am I to blame, am I to blame
Is it because I'm not good with physics?
The fact is that who is Curie, who is Newton, who is Kobzon
I will never, never understand. (2 times)
Oh you, my mother! Oh you, my mother!
You can't scold me anymore,
If it’s not given to me - well, it’s not given to me -
Understand the topic of electricity! (2 times)
Oh, my teacher! Oh, my teacher!
Is it too much to ask?
Neither four nor five -
You can't see them anyway -
Let me write it off as a three. (2 times)
8.We continue with the award ceremony.In the “Pistil-stamen” nomination, biology teacher Tamara Sergeevna Kulikova is awarded for her abilitycreate conditions for evolution from small and stupid to big and smart, as well as for the ability to convince students that every seed sown will bear fruit. 11th grade students are proof of this.
We learned a lot with you.
Thank you now
For being in biology
You opened the door slightly
Keys to invaluable knowledge
Distributed to students.
You didn't suffer in vain.
Thank you for everything.
("Chocolate bunny")
I will carefully place the frog on my palm,
I'll show you the paw, eye, membranes and tummy.
How interesting it is to look at everything through a microscope,
Grass, pistils, stamens and a tiny microbe.
They taught biology, but they couldn’t understand it -
From whom did you and I actually originate?!
You tried to put genetics into our heads,
So that we can quickly determine the gender of the baby.
Chorus.
You are a wonderful teacher
We had a great time with you
It's not easy though.
When we didn't meet
We were very upset:
you were far away
Health and success
And more laughter in life
And remember us
Smile more often
Stay the same -
Your best class.
9. The next category is “Most Organic”. Chemistry teachers Tatyana Viktorovna Trifonova, Galina Viktorovna Malova are awardedfor the ability to be on friendly terms with Mendeleev, and alsofor the ability to experimentally turn the mercury of reluctance into the gold of the mind.
Put science into our heads -
Hard work, sometimes thankless,
But you managed to “bewitch” us,
After all, chemistry is a treacherous subject.
And we remember “Ash two O” by heart,
And everyone, as one, taught the alcohol formula,
Even if you’re not an ace in chemistry, so be it,
But we experiment with interestcarried out
.
Let's go through life on a confident path,
We remember well, we can deftly
From soda, vinegar and sugar with water
Make soda in the kitchen at home.
And let not all of us need knowledge,
We say “thank you” from the bottom of our hearts,
Your work is worthy of admiration and recognition,
Chemistry teacher, we thank you.
10. In the nomination “Photoshop only helps us in life, but the Internet pleases our ears”” the winners were computer science teachers Tikhun Yulia Veniaminovna, Repina Maria Evgenievna in, that in a barren desert they were able to cultivate the stunted sprouts of computer knowledge.
The importance of computer science began to be instilled in us
Everyone sat and thought: “Should we escape?”
We created websites every single day,
But we were all too lazy to teach the concepts.
("Little country")
Available in our good school
Little country.
There among the overseas technology
The princess lives alone.
And if something sparkles
or the lights go out,
Our princess will fix everything
There is no cooler hacker
Small country, full of computers
Who will tell me, who will tell me
Where is she, where is she.
Small country, no need for viruses.
The princess does not allow them to live.
This is how she is
B1 Our dear teachers!
In the traditions of, undoubtedly, the best
You worked at the school for many years.
Thank you for being in children's souls
The good light born from you burns.
B2 Let fate not look from under its brows
And God will give you happiness up to the clouds.
May your health be more than enough
One million more students!
Dear teachers, please accept a musical gift from
11. We continue awarding. Geography teachers_Dmitry Vasilievich Platov, Oksana Petrovna Borisova_ are awarded in the “Motley Globe” nominationfor the ability to organize a trip without leaving the classroom, as well asfor the ability to discover America in every lesson.
Nowadays everything is open to us
Countries, continents,
Go and explore
Local moments.
If we're in Africa,
Tomorrow or now
Let's remember the geography
And, of course, you.
Dear Dmitry Vasilievich and Oksana Petrovna!
Having passed all the seas and oceans,
Let it be in your thoughts... We would like to wish you
See with your own eyes all those countries
Where did you have to visit in absentia?
12. And now - the most sporting nomination “A healthy mind in a healthy body!” It awards teachers Anatoly Grigorievich Oropaev, Nikolay Nikolaevich Sirotkin, Valentin Mikhailovich Golubevfor the ability to teach how to overcome any obstacle on the path of life, as well as for the ability to turn our frail bodies into the standard of health.
Oh, we ran around from physical education,
Even though no one knew the strength in their legs!
They pretended: “I’m after a cold,”
Don't just go to the gym.
You came with an iron will
They instilled a healthy spirit in us,
So proud that everyone is in school
They walk with a sporty posture!
“If you go on a journey with a friend”
There is a spacious office,
There are no tables and chairs in it,
And there is no board either.
How empty your words are
There are two of these offices,
Teachers too.
Snow and heat are not scary,
And the pouring rain:
In sneakers in summer and winter
There will be snow, there will be hail,
We have no way back.,
And our teacher will be happy!
There's a horse grazing in the corner,
There's a horse grazing in the corner
And a goat without a face.
Logs lie along the wall,
You can go to mat
And to the bridge too
We will solve all problems
Let's jump over and run
And we will adhere to the regime
If we get there,
Let's overtake and kill,
Then we will be the first in everything
13. So, the award ceremony continues. In the “Help Yourself” nomination, the mentor and teacher of safety and health life is awarded to Vladimir Aleksandrovich Kulikov for his ability to teach children to get out of difficult situations unharmed, as well asfor the ability to teach how to provide first aid to a victim without losing consciousness.
No, not an idle object -
life safety, "safety".
Our life is harsh
It was not given to us in vain.
And who knows, maybe
that a thousand times
We will be grateful
What did we enter the class
For a life safety lesson,
where is our good teacher
called us more than once
"Take care of your life"!
You opened our eyes
Where does death lie?
Life really, where do you find out?
Only on OBZh
More disasters and explosions.
How much harm they do.
If you haven't understood yet,
Run here immediately.
If you haven't understood yet,
Run here immediately.
Let's say it exploded somewhere
Well, for example, a nuclear power plant
And you see how they wave
Angels to us from heaven.
In order not to lose heart,
To save yourself in trouble,
Don't call mom and dad -
OBZHE teachers.
Don't call mom and dad -
OBZHE teachers.
14. In the category “Language will bring you to London” the English teacher Rosa Aleksandrovna Musaelyan and the French teacher Vadim Andreevich Chukshis are awarded. behind the ability to instill a love for a foreign language as for a native one, as well asfor the ability to teach us how to ask for directions to Kyiv in any languages.
It is important for everyone to know a language in life.
Nowadays he is a problem solver.
A couple of phrases - and the contract is ready
In any part of the six continents.
To the tune of "Because we are pilots"
It's good to study at our school,
Only our life alone is not good:
They ask so much in English
You're not really going for a walk
But then, but we know so much -
And England is our home.
First of all, first of all - our English,
Well, chemistry and physics – later.
First of all, first of all - our French,
Well, chemistry and physics – later.
15. And now a very beautiful nomination - “Creator of Beauty”. Music teacher Elena Nikolaevna Ivchenko and art teacher Lyubov Alekseevna Kareva are awarded for their love of beauty and romanticism of the soul.
We all love to draw
And create pictures
In your creative wonderful lessons.
Enter the world of art
And express yourself in it
It was very, very interesting for all of us.
(to the tune of “The Driver’s Song”)
You taught us to draw beautifully,
You taught us to sing like a nightingale,
And on this world, endlessly sad,
It's like looking at a Raphael painting.
Chorus:
Now we are not afraid of trials,
Crises and wars are not scary,
Because we live with you
According to the laws of peace and beauty.
Chorus.
Let our worries swallow us up,
All the same, we will be friends with art.
Well, and for teaching you everything,
Let us love selflessly and tenderly.
16. The next nomination is very important. It is called “It is not by labor alone that a person lives, but by labor that serves” and technology teachers Galina Vladimirovna Platova, Vasily Pimenovich Amelin are invited to the award for their ability to interest and professional excellence.
We will proudly cook pasta,
And we'll drive a nail into the stool,
And the hole in the sock won't scare you,
We’ll tell her: WOW, and we’ll sew it up in no time!
Your ideas and skills,
What were you able to convey to us?
We will all need them in life
And we will say THANK YOU!
17. And now the nomination “Trust Service” In this nomination I would like to say THANK YOU to the social teacher Olga Gennadievna Gonyshkova, the psychologist Elena Grigorievna Kornilova, the librarian Lyudmila Vasilievna Kuzina for their kindness, help and support in difficult moments of life.
Olga Gennadievna knows her work very well
She will understand children perfectly
It will warm them and encourage them
He will always help and protect.
Our psychologist is just great, it’s not her first time with us,
Constantly checking what's wrong with our heads
Maybe something happened to her and her brain short-circuited,
Or the wind just blew different thoughts into your head...
Librarian is the word
Magical like crystal!
Always ready to help you,
He became your best friend!
18. We move on to the next nomination “Golden Hands”.
In this nomination we say words of gratitudemedical workers Yantsen Polina Petrovna, Mokeeva Lyudmila Anatolyevna. Tatyana Shashelko, our canteen workers, caretaker Galina Aleksandrovna Belova, technical staff and many others for their ability to raise vitality and for their ability to help our weakened bodies find new strength to get to the next lesson.
To the tune of “Moments” from the film “17 Moments of Spring”
Don't look down on techies!
The time will come, you will probably understand
That the floor will be washed before the bell rings,
In a moment, in a moment, in a moment...
Everyone here strictly has their own role!
Your own destiny, your own purpose.
Our doctor will cure any pain:
To whom a pill, and to whom immortality?
Soup is made from tiny moments!
And our cooks are extraordinary!
We will tell you: “Thank you for the pie!
From the first piece to the last!”
Q1: One wise man was asked: “Tell me, what is happiness?” He replied: “This is when you are young at heart, when your beloved is nearby, when my parents are alive and well.”
In the “Life” nomination, beloved parents are awarded for the fact that they gave us life and are always ready to support us in this life.
Poems for parents
Mommy, mommy, we are already adults,
Look, we've already said goodbye to braids.
The spring garden is blooming wildly...
It was already my seventeenth birthday.
Mommy, mommy, why are you crying?
And you smile and don’t hide your tears?
I’ll rush off from the ball into a bigger life...
Mommy, mommy, but I'll be back!
Look, I'm a head taller than my father,
And he is a copy, they tell me, from his face...
And in youth, time flies so quickly.
Thank you, our dear parents.
Forgive us if we offended you in any way,
For sleepless nights, tears, excitement,
For youthful pride and impatience,
For the gray hair at my father's temples
And for the wrinkles of my own face.
We bow low to you to the ground,
We thank you for everything you have given us!
The world is not simple, not simple at all,
It is impossible to hide from storms and thunderstorms in it.
You can’t hide from the winter blizzards in it,
And from separations, from bitter separations.
But besides troubles, unwelcome troubles,
There are stars and sunlight in the world,
There is a home and warmth of fire
And I have, I have you.
Everything I have in life.
All that is the joy of every day
Everything about worries and dreams,
This is all, this is all of you!
Everything I have in life
All that is the joy of every day,
Everything I call my destiny
Connected, connected to our family.
With only one, with only one,
Our family.
Q2: Parents in the hall are worried too,
There will be even more problems with us
And it can’t be any other way!
Parents, we want to hear your voice!!
Parents' speech.
Q1: I’ll close the school doors quietly behind me.
I share this first loss with you
This joy and separation that is called fate
Having invited me to the last waltz, I will share it with you.
B2 In the waltz you can hear anxiety and the running of the roads
In the waltz you can hear our last call.
Graduates dance.
IN 1 Last call... remember this!
The road of life is long before you.
The planet will remain in the memory of childhood,
Where are the feelings and thoughts with an open soul.
B2 Last call... through the earth's whirlwinds
It will ring in the passing years.
In the familiar school walls, dear ones
You will return more than once in adult dreams.
B1 Last bell, ring, spilling,
Merging with all calls from Russia!
The right to submit the last call is granted to a graduate of grade 11... and a student of grade 1A...
The last bell is ringing.
Well, that's it, it's time to say goodbye,
A dream calls us on the road.
But how hard it is to part
With your favorite school forever.
Here we grew stronger, grew, matured,
The basics have been mastered in all sciences.
But sometimes they didn't notice
Teachers have a hard job.
Because, believe me, we loved you,
They sincerely wished well.
And if sometimes they were naughty,
There is not even a drop of evil in that.
We wish you great happiness!
We bow to you - to the ground!
Ditties about school are one of the funniest numbers at a children's party. The school life of boys and girls is full of funny incidents and funny situations that can be played out with the help of comic couplets. For example, for the holiday in honor of September 1, funny ditties about students in grades 1-2 who are not in a hurry to go to elementary school after the holidays are perfect. And on Teacher’s Day, schoolchildren in grades 3-4 can prepare couplets about teachers. And the teachers themselves, like the parents, are always ready to perform ditties at any holiday. For example, such a number would be appropriate for graduation, including in kindergarten. You will find the best school-themed ditties for adults and children in the following article.
Funny ditties about school for children's graduations in kindergartens from parents - words
Very often, funny ditties about school performed by parents become the best number at a kindergarten graduation. Such ditties humorously tell about the upcoming school everyday life of future first-graders. The ditties also contain jokes about the parents of graduates.
Examples of funny ditties about school for children's graduation in kindergarten from parents
It's time for fun - an hour of fun!
We arrive to class on time!
There is no threat of success
Who hasn't learned their lesson?
Who during recess
He ran, shaking the walls!
Letters in Machine's notebook
They don’t stand like they’re at a parade.
The letters jump and dance
They wag their tails.
We wrote an essay
All day long until I'm blue in the face,
And when the work was handed over,
It was with difficulty that they pumped everyone out!
I sang ditties for you
About the guys and about business.
Continue if you can
Well, I went home.
Funny ditties about school for students in grades 1-2 - the best words
Pupils of grades 1-2 very often perform funny ditties about school at themed holidays. For example, such a number performed by primary school students fits perfectly into the scenario of September 1 or the last bell.
A selection of funny ditties about school with words for students in grades 1-2
If you want to know a lot,
Achieve a lot
Must read
Must learn.
Wake me up at night
In the very middle,
I'll tell you the alphabet
Without one hitch!
All the guys in our class
They love to distinguish themselves.
Who draws, who sings,
Just not to study.
Comic ditties for 3rd-4th grade students about school from parents - a selection of texts
Sometimes, instead of 3rd and 4th grade students, parents perform comic ditties about school at holidays. For example, funny ditties performed by moms and dads can be played at a graduation in elementary school.
Texts of humorous ditties about school for students in grades 3-4 from parents
Time with a friend on April Fool's Day
Changed it - what fun! —
At school we are on the floor
All signs are "M" and "F".
We are no strangers to twos,
Twos are so easy to grab
There is no need to learn anything -
This is the reward.
Katya's grief is bitter,
Everyone feels sorry for Katyusha -
From a hole in a dress pocket
The cheat sheet fell out.
Funny modern ditties about school - funny texts for children
Cool and funny texts of modern ditties about school for children should be included in a separate category. Unlike previous versions, these ditties use modern terms and words from the school everyday life of students. Thanks to slang, ditties about the lives of schoolchildren become even funnier.
Modern versions of funny ditties about school with funny texts for children
I sat on the Unified State Exam and didn’t know a damn thing,
Nobody let me write it off
Fail the exam!
I teach mathematics
Three hundred and forty days a year!
The remaining twenty days
I'm just thinking about her!
The school year has begun
The clock ticked
And the question bothers me:
Is the holidays coming soon?
Funny school ditties about girls from boys for the holidays - a selection of texts
Funny ditties about school life for girls performed by boys for themed holidays are perfect. For example, boys can perform perky verses about girls at a concert in honor of March 8th. Also, similar options can be used as comic numbers for graduations and last calls.
A selection of funny ditties with texts about girls from boys for school holidays
Even on Tanya’s birthday
Yura out of habit
Tanya instead of congratulations
He pulled my pigtails!
If you are my friend
Rescued from misfortune.
Raise your hand quickly
So that they don't call me!
Petya beat Katya
- I even got tired:
He beat me with a textbook,
Maybe he fell in love?
Cheerful and funny school ditties about boys from girls - the best texts
In turn, girls can always prepare fun and funny versions of school ditties about boys. For example, such numbers are relevant at festive events in honor of February 23, which take place in a school or classroom.
Funny texts of funny school ditties about boys from girls
Vova is late for school
Explains simply:
- And study, Marivanna,
It's never too late!
We'll sing ditties for you,
Perk up your ears.
We'll sing for you about boys
And we are waiting for applause! Wow!
Our class is all boys
They wear different pants.
But when they go to serve
They will treasure the uniform! Wow!
Someone wants to be a tank driver
Some are just pilots.
Someone will become a sailor
Or a machine gunner! Wow!
The school year is coming to an end. Soon the last bell will ring in the schoolyards. All students are looking forward to leaving school. Many people write little rhymes about this. Today’s post will amuse and lift everyone’s spirits. After all, we have collected the funniest school-themed ditties and humorous ditties for graduates. Such rhymes are often present in school scripts for various school holidays. Small poems about school, teachers and school life will definitely make you smile. Every day we try to entertain our visitors and guests. Have a nice evening and many sincere smiles!
Our ancestors drew
Dinosaurs on a rock, 21st century.
— Tolya draws vignettes on the table.
Although the ratings are not very good,
Petya is very famous
Because, by the way,
He wiggles his ears.
All the ditties were sung,
We think we're good
So clap more friendly
We tried our best.
Our friend is tired
I was just sweating from the lesson.
Why is he so tired?
- He waited the whole lesson for the bell.
Katya's grief is bitter,
Everyone feels sorry for Katyusha -
From a hole in a dress pocket
The cheat sheet fell out....
Let's start singing ditties,
Please don't laugh.
There are a lot of people here,
We can be shy.
Our Lesha is at recess
Smoking
He was always ruddy
It turned yellow, like a lemon.
Somehow Olya received
Sasha's note,
Lend me some for dictation
A writing pen.
Who's hustling at the buffet?
Forging ahead?
- Have pity on Ira, children,
Give Ira a sandwich!
Sweetheart in a white apron
Looks tenderly at the microbe.
Just as gently under the microscope
A microbe is looking at her.
Heroically Lena with laziness
I fought all day
But, much to our chagrin,
Laziness defeated Lena....
Yaroslavl guys,
The three of us always go.
And today we have ditties for you,
guys, let's sing.
Learned very quickly
Julia and Katya new verse.
And we got a four,
Unfortunately, for two.
Lesha put his hands in his trousers,
He thinks: what to do?
It would be necessary to take out, like, your hands,
No, I forgot to wash it!
Our Andrey that week
I handed over my notebook to the teacher.
He doesn't know what to do with her
- Clean, wash or wash.
Elya and Zhenya in class
They chatter like magpies.
They will be called to answer
- They put a seal on your lips!
Our Ilya is a super-skilled goalkeeper,
The guy catches every ball.
And in the dictation he makes mistakes
He misses it - well, at least cry!
We joked a little
Laughed at ourselves
If anything was done
- So the offense is small!...
Tanya's grief is bitter,
We feel sorry for Tanya
- From a hole in her pocket
The cheat sheet fell out.
Heroically Lena with laziness
I fought all day.
But, unfortunately,
Laziness defeated Lena.
Nikolai decided by example,
And Sergei interfered with him.
Here, guys, is an example for everyone,
How not to solve an example.
Kolya came out to answer,
But I didn't know where to start.
He was silent for an hour, then said:
“Anna Pavlovna, call.”
Petya ran away from music
I got into botany.
His answer was not bad:
Do, re, mi, beans, peas.
If you are my girlfriend
Rescued from misfortune:
Raise your hand quickly
So that they don't call me...
Once upon a time at the physical education teacher
My arm hurts
He shook hands
For an addiction to spanking
And our historian
There are plugs on the ears
Doesn't want to hear anything
He says that Lenin is breathing
And once a chemist
Almost set the class on fire
Her guys instead of boron
Kvass was poured into the flask
The physicist conducted the experiment,
Inspired by Tesla.
There is no school, I flew away myself,
All that's left is a chair
Our Russian teacher
It doesn't ring, but it rings
He lays down and puts down
Doesn't pick up books
Like a mathematician
All circles are squares,
Balls for rollers
Calculates zeros
Our biologist is very smart
Darwin wasn't around
He crossed a beaver and a pumpkin
Pumpkinbeaver ran away
Our biologist for crafts
Collects dead squirrels
Plays them while drunk
He already has a “squirrel”
In gym class
We sat down a thousand times.
The physical education teacher was sworn at
We crawled into the next class
Papa Pasha, Papa Pasha
Installed windows in our school
But Pavel did not become smarter
Dad didn't give his son a brain
Diderot walked up the stairs
Stepped in a bucket
Screamed dirty in fear
Disturbed Feuerbach
Tomatoes, tomatoes
Tomatoes - vegetables
Unable to pass the Unified State Exam
Without outside help
I don't want to take the Unified State Exam
This crap is not for me
I'll go to vocational school to study
More useful in life
At school instead of physical education
Nowadays waste paper collection
Alumni helped -
They brought diaries
Our school is not renovated
Everything is already bursting at the seams
The director has no money -
Buys a new jeep
In the physics classroom
The schizos have dug in
All you can hear is screaming and swearing
This is our physicist
Girls at their work
Learned to make moonshine
We must not be lazy -
Useful in life
Comic school ditties for graduates
Finally graduating
I say goodbye to my dear school
Everything was so good
But I would like more
We are no longer schoolboys
Grown-up guys
At night we drink as always,
But for certificates
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