What's not in a woman's handbag?
Answer: About
Lagutova Sasha, Moscow
866
What happens if you cross a hare and a squirrel?
Answer: Zaebelka
on Vi, Novgorod
802
When will the foal become a horse?
Answer: Never (~ when baby)
net F I O, Omsk
689
What is the longest word in the Russian language?
Answer: A Word about Igor's Campaign
2356
Green is flying. What is this?
Answer: Green tomato
Swan Lisa, Vladivostok
624
Black is flying. What is this?
Answer: Shadow of a green tomato
Swan Lisa, Vladivostok
554
There is a bathhouse, it is guarded by two devils, you have nothing. What do you need to do to make the devils let you through?
Answer: To the first, you ask to smoke, he yells: “Go to hell!” By the second, you ask for something to drink, he yells: “Go to the bathhouse!”
Lyusya, Omsk
569
What can't be done in space?
Answer: hang yourself
Katya, Prokopyevsk
532
Pet starts with the letter T.
Answer: Cockroach
Koromzina Vikusya, Kotlas
599
Pet starts with the letter D.
Answer: Two cockroaches
Koromzina Vikusya, Kotlas
547
Pet starts with the letter Y.
Answer: Another cockroach
Koromzina Vikusya, Kotlas
553
Antoshka stands on one leg.
Answer: One-legged Antoshka
Potekhina Tatyana, Orenburg
515
Why does the hedgehog run across the clearing and laugh?
Answer: The grass tickles the testicles
Potekhina Tatyana, Orenburg
698
What do you need to do to get twins?
Answer: Place carbon paper
Potekhina Tatyana, Orenburg
384
What to do if you have a dream in a foreign language?
Answer: Take a translator to bed
Potekhina Tatyana, Orenburg
423
Why is flounder flat?
Answer: Because she slept with a whale
Potekhina Tatyana, Orenburg
391
Why does a penis age earlier than a man?
Answer: Because he works in a hot shop, in night shift, upside down and to the point of nausea.
Potekhina Tatyana, Orenburg
468
What do milk and a hedgehog have in common?
Answer: Collapse
Just
468
What kind of woman first rubs around you and then demands money?
Answer: Conductor
Molkova Victoria, Yaroslavl
342
Three guys are sitting in a cafe. Two of them have girlfriends, and the third has calloused hands. What does it mean?
Answer: He is a workaholic
Ivanova Afrosinya, Kyiv
301
I found her in the forest, I looked for her for a long time, I brought her home because I couldn’t find her.
Answer: Splinter
Novikova Nastya
358
Two went - three nails were found. Four people follow - how many nails will they find?
Answer: Not one, two collected all the nails
1533
What is that green, small thing that rustles under the paper?
Answer: Small, green rustle
Korotkova Sonya
402
What is it: flies, rustles, and not rustles?
Answer: Rustler's brother
Korotkova Sonya
403
The yellow stuff is lying under the bed, it starts at 3.
Answer: Sunset
Andreeva Alexandra, P. Seryshevo
315
Who was the creator of pedicure?
Answer: Fagot Yura
Marina, Belgorod
607
Hangs, dangles, starts at X!
Answer: Tail
Raisyan Garik
402
An old man walked and farted. What did the old man fart with?
Answer: The priest stood and the old man nodded to him
anonymous
431
What needs to be done to prevent a gun from shooting, a dog from biting, a woman from giving birth?
Answer: Don't let go
Kolpashchikov Dmitry, Kirov
300
Crawling along the ceiling and chewing on the light bulb. Who?
Answer: Ceiling lamp gnawer
mariya
410
With claws, not a bird, it flies and swears.
Answer: Electrician falls from pole
Semykina Sonya, Moscow
534
In which word does the letter Y appear 6 times?
Answer: Vylysypydysty
Serebrov Zhenya, Severouralsk
413
Three women were standing at a bus stop eating ice cream. The first licked, the second sucked, and the third chewed. Which one is married?
Answer: The one with the wedding ring
anonymous
330
He yells and screams and doesn’t let me sleep.
Answer: Child
Kovylin Sasha, Samara
324
These three TV stars have been on the screen for a long time. One is called Stepan, the second is Philip. What is the name of the third one?
Answer: Piggy
Dilman Erica, Novokuznetsk
324
Mustached, striped, but not a cat.
Answer: Bum
Anya
449
Not ice, but melting, not a boat, but floating away.
Answer: Salary
Dremkova Daria, Astrakhan
414
What is it: walking on the wall and playing?
Answer: A fly with a player in his ears
Valliulina Arisha, Kazan
327
What are the similarities between a chicken and a motorcyclist?
Answer: The chicken sits down and runs away and the motorcyclist also sits down and runs away.
Pomuleva Larisa, Ulan-Ude
306
It nourishes in the fall, warms in the winter, cheers in the spring, cools in the summer.
Answer: Vodka
Shcherbakova Ksenia, Astrakhan
245
What is black on one leg?
What is black on two legs?
What is black on three legs?
Answer: Disabled Negro, two disabled Negroes, piano
Peycheva Elizaveta, Onega
442
Who is this green one who lives in the swamp and croaks?
Answer: You knew, you knew, you knew!
Peycheva Elizaveta, Onega
477
It's snowing, slushy, cold. What time of year is this?
Answer: Summer. This is such a shitty summer
Chemrov Kirill, Voronezh
484
A and B were sitting on the pipe. A went abroad, B sneezed and went to the hospital. What's left on the pipe?
Answer: Letter B (I - went to hospital)
anonymous
875
One hundred heads and a ton of copper.
Answer: Brass band
Alexander, Shcherbinka
376
The pear is hanging, you can’t eat it.
Answer: Punching bag
Kolesnikova Yulia, Volgograd
408
A green crocodile is flying across the sky. Flew for 2 hours and covered 7 kilometers. How much will a kilogram of apples weigh if you remove the screw from the fluid coupling?
Answer: Kilogram
Paul
Riddles are jokes based on a play on words.
1. What pronouns spoil the pavements?
2. Who gets dressed up once a year?
3. When is the easiest time for a black cat to get into the house?
4. When is a person a tree?
5. Two birch trees grow,
Each birch tree has four cones.
How much in total?
6. What will happen to the blue scarf if
put it in water for five minutes?
7. Can it rain for two days in a row?
8. How to write “mousetrap” in five
9. Why is there a tongue in the mouth?
10. Which horse doesn’t have a tail?
11. Why does the cow lie down?
12. What tree does the crow sit on after the rain?
13. How many minutes should you boil a hard-boiled egg?
14. When a horse is bought,
What is it like?
15. To get into the cinema, two dads
and two sons needed just
three tickets. How did it happen?
16. The man has one, the crow has two, the bear has none.
17. A flock of birds flew into the grove:
We sat down two per tree - one tree
left;
They sat down one at a time - they didn’t get one.
Are there many birds and trees?
18. The grandmother was walking to Moscow,
Three old men meet her:
Old people have a bag each
And in each bag there is a cat.
How much did it go to Moscow?
19. What is between the window and the door?
20. How many peas can fit into an empty one?
21. Which month is shorter than others?
22. What question does no one ever answer?
won't answer "yes"?
23. What does the watchman do when a sparrow sits on his hat?
24. I am in lakes and seas, but I am not in the water.
I am in watermelons and cucumbers, but I am not in melon.
25. It is not found in the sea,
They will find her in the river,
It won't fit in the barn
Two will fit in the basket.
26. What kind of stone is in the water?
27. There are four hollows on four birch trees,
Each hollow has four branches,
There are four apples on each branch.
How many apples are there in total?
28. Why is there water in a bottle?
29. You, me, and you and I.
How many of us are there?
30. Do horses go to the ball?
31. If you bathe a red horse in blue
sea, what will it be like?
32. When do hands have three pronouns?
33. Which five-letter word has five “O”s?
34. Can a rooster call himself a chicken?
35. Why do they wear a hat?
36. What is sharper than a sword?
37. Why does the heron stand on one leg?
38. In which fields does nothing grow?
39. Which city flies?
40. What happens to a crow after three years?
41. A cat is sitting on the window:
And the tail is like a cat's,
And the nose is like a cat's,
And ears like a cat's
Not a cat.
42. Forty wolves fled.
How many ears and tails do they have?
43. Why would a sparrow eat a bucket of oats sooner?
than a horse?
44. Why does a goose swim?
45. How do day and night end?
46. A flock of geese was flying. One was killed, how many
left?
47. A woman was walking with dough,
Fell soft spot.
What do you think?
48. In what month is chatty Mashenka
says the least?
49. What is faster than thought?
50. What flies faster than an arrow?
51. What can’t money buy?
52. What don’t you see above you?
53. What makes a girl look good without blush?
54. What is cuter than father and mother?
55. What can’t a person live without?
56. When is a fool smart?
57. Who sits with his back to the king?
58. There is in the sky,
Not in the ground
There are two in the woman,
In the girl - not one.
59. How to write “dry grass” in four
60. A husband and wife walked, and a brother and sister,
yes brother-in-law and son-in-law. Are there many of them?
Guess
3. When the door is open.
4. When he is from sleep (from sleep).
5. None: cones do not grow on birch trees.
6. It will become wet.
7. It can’t, because there will be night between the days.
8. "Cat".
9. For teeth (for what?).
10. Chess.
11. Because he doesn’t know how to sit down.
12. For wet.
13. There is no need to boil it, because it is already cooked.
14. Wet.
15. There were three of them: grandfather, father and son.
16. Letter "O".
17. Three trees, four birds.
18. One grandmother was going to Moscow, and the old people were walking towards her.
19. Letter "I".
20. Only one, then the glass will no longer be empty.
22. To the question “Are you sleeping?”
23. The watchman is sleeping.
24. Letter "R".
25. Letter "K".
26. Wet.
27. Apples don’t grow on a birch tree.
28. Behind glass (behind what?).
30. They walk on the balcony.
31. Wet.
32. When they are you-we-you.
33. O-five.
34. He can’t because he can’t speak.
35. Because she doesn’t walk on her own.
36. Human gaze.
37. Because he will fall if he picks her up.
38. On the brim of the hat.
40. The fourth one will go.
42. Necks don’t grow tails.
43. Because a sparrow cannot eat a horse.
44. From the shore.
45. With a soft sign(b).
46. One remained - killed, the rest flew away.
47. Head.
48. In May, it has the fewest letters.
51. Health.
53. Kind look.
56. When silent.
58. Letter "B".
At matinees, children's parties, and humorous programs, funny, amusing riddles that require a quick answer from those present are popular special place. They require attention and logic, because sometimes the answer to a tricky riddle can be completely different than what was expected.
Riddles come in many different forms. Here are just a few of them.
Poetic riddles
Dad tells us in a deep voice: “I have candy with ....”.
The rhyme at the end suggests a continuation with “meat.” But in in this case you should name some filling: with jam, marmalade, nuts...
Mothers also take their children to ... for vaccinations (clinic, not schools).
Riddles are actively used as educational and didactic games for children.
Only the fearless one enters the first-graders... (a teacher, not a diver, as the rhyme asks).
Look at the titmouse, the bird only has legs... (two, not three.)
You'll sleep during class and you'll get... (two) in your diary.
Three fir trees grew in the spring in a grove, look at it: all the needles... (green).
The whole spirit croaks loudly... (frog).
The tomato is large and ripe, it is round and very... (red).
Riddles to test your wits
These are unique tasks for the mind. To solve them correctly, the child only needs to think a little.
An old woman was walking with dough and fell down softly. What do you think? (In this case, the answer is supposed to be with the head: that’s what they think about, and not what part of the body the grandmother might have fallen on.)
What plate can't you eat from? (From empty).
Which wheel on a car does not spin when turning right? (Spare).
There were a hundred eggs in the basket, and the bottom fell out. How many eggs are left in the basket? (Answer: none, since the bottom of the basket fell. Hint: when guessing this task, you do not need to emphasize the word bottom.)
What is Adam's front and Eve's back? (Letter A in the name).
How many letters are in the alphabet? (Seven: A-1, L -2, F-3, A-4, B-5, I-6, T-7).
Why do birds fly? (Across the sky).
Why do ducks swim? (from the shore).
How many peas will fit into one glass? (Not a single one, peas don’t go).
What does half an apple look like? (To the other half).
Riddle on the topic: Which hand is better to stir tea? (With a spoon).
To whom do all people take their hats off? And even the president. (In front of the hairdresser).
Gray, with a trunk and big ears, but not an elephant. (baby or female elephant).
Non-standard riddles
There are also comic riddles that have a non-standard answer.
For example, how many steps does it take to put a hippopotamus in the refrigerator? The answer is three: open the refrigerator, plant the hippopotamus, close the refrigerator.
The second question is immediately asked: how many steps does it take to put a giraffe in the refrigerator? The answer is four: open the refrigerator, take out the hippopotamus, put the giraffe in the refrigerator, close the refrigerator.
After this, you can ask, if a giraffe, a turtle and a hippopotamus run for a while, who will come running first? Answer: - hippopotamus, since the giraffe is in the refrigerator.
And there are a lot of such riddles, funny both in content and in answers.
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