New Year's Eve is led by a host and a volunteer who plays the role of the Monkey. At the end of the program, another character appears - the Rooster, chosen among the collective. The essence of the scene is to guide the Monkey and meet the Rooster. The monkey does not want to leave, so it arranges tests for the team, and also in every possible way hinders the participants in games and competitions. At the end of the program, the Monkey receives a gift, the Rooster receives a recognition, and Santa Claus gives gifts. Everyone is happy!
Please note that the Rooster is the symbol of the evening. He should be present in everything - from treats to the table and decorations, to costumes and props for the holiday.
We offer a choice of several scenes that are suitable for cooperatives, family feasts, a friendly youth party.
Advice! For the first scenes, you need to acquire props.
bright clothes, preferably multi-colored;
chips with the image of a Rooster;
round plates with numbers on each of them from 1 to 10;
big bag.
The hall includes leading and says:
- On this New Year's holiday, I greet you, friends,
Today you are all beautiful and friendly as never before.
Gathered and dressed up to celebrate the Rooster Year?
Well, let's start with the fact that we need to fill the glasses!
The glasses are refilling. Leading is talking:
- Who is the main leader here?
Who is our head today?
The floor is to you, leader,
We will not drink without toast.
The leader makes a speech, sums up the results, thanks and congratulates the team.
Leading:
- New Year is just around the corner,
But it will come when
We will say goodbye to the Monkey
And we'll find the Rooster.
Fill your glasses
Have fun, honest people,
So that adversity and sorrow,
We left for the old year.
Glasses are being filled. Anyone makes a toast. The collective is drinking.
The hall includes A monkey:
- Wait a minute, friends,
I haven't left yet
And I'm not going to
Give up your rights!
Leading:
- You served for a whole year,
It's now up to the rooster.
A monkey with a grin:
- You have to wait until morning,
To meet the Rooster
He's in the chicken coop today
It will be as usual to breathe.
Leading:
- Do not worry about us,
We'll find him now
In our friendly team,
Cock's have a stock.
And there are talents, believe me,
If you don’t believe, then check it out.
We will show you now
Who is what a beast today!
Guests will be prepared for mini-contests. The host invites them to take part in comic scenes.
Who said "Ku-ka-re-ku"
The impromptu contests can be used as comic sketches for the new year 2017. The most fun ones are selected from the guests (you can choose more serious comrades - if you agree, it will be funny to watch their role change).
The guests line up and are invited to demonstrate their vocal abilities. Karaoke lovers shouldn't be in a hurry to rejoice - they won't be able to show off their talents. The time of the Rooster is coming, you need to sing the song accordingly.
Advice! Let every guest crow any popular hit, and the audience must try to guess it. Prizes are awarded to the vocalist who liked the majority of the audience. The spectator who guessed the greatest number of "songs" is also noted.
Podium project
The rooster is a real dandy who is not averse to showing off in front of the assembled audience. He will not miss such an opportunity.
The monkey pulls out the participants he likes from the table and invites them to put their hand into a bag with "props". There are the most varied and awkward outfits. Put caps, frill, boa, festive tinsel, colorful harem pants, grandma's scarves and shawls, wigs in advance. Each participant "blindly" chooses an outfit.
But this is not enough for a monkey. She requires all participants to parade with a dignified air on the impromptu catwalk, showing off their outfit. Spectators are presented with plates with numbers from 1 to 10 in advance, with which they evaluate all the contestants.
Competition "Show the animal"
Each guest shows the Monkey the animal in the year of which it was born with the help of facial expressions, gestures and movements. Sounds cannot be used in the competition. The Monkey does not understand, and the audience is also silent on the first try, and then the participants tell the Monkey the correct answer. The most creative participant wins.
A monkey:
- It's all easy for you,
What else can you do?
Leading:
- We have a rare talent,
Put everything down, we will be able to find,
Without much difficulty
And at the same time, in spite of.
Contest "Let's put the word"
10 people are invited and divided into two teams. Each team must add the word "rooster". Each participant is preliminarily assigned a letter that is hung on the back and during the competition it is necessary to stand in such a way that the word is formed. Then all the contestants are blindfolded, and the competition begins at the signal. During the competition, the Monkey will interfere with the contestants, stand between them, etc. The first team to form a word wins. The winning participants proceed to the next competition.
Find the Rooster competition
The winners of the previous competition are blindfolded. The monkey hangs four figures of a rooster on the tree, so that one participant is missing. Upon a signal, the contestants begin a search, and the audience can prompt them to locate the figures. This game is decreasing. The participant who did not get the piece leaves the game. This continues until there is only one player left who is declared the winner. You can simplify the competition by leaving one round, in which the winner is the one who first finds the rooster.
A monkey:
- Ok, but for fun,
Not enough fun
Laugh heartily
To make it easy to leave you.
Leading:
- We will arrange it now,
We will build dear guests,
Specially for you,
There is a funny game.
Competition "Merry Relay"
Six participants are selected and divided into three teams of two. Participants in a pair turn their backs to each other and bandage in this position. Teams are given a bag (basket). Balls are scattered at the maximum possible distance from the participants. At the signal, each pair reaches the balls and begins to collect them in a bag. When there are no balls left on the floor, a count is made. The pair with the lowest number of balls is eliminated from the game. There are two pairs left. Opposite the remaining participants (as far from them as possible), two chairs are placed. At the signal, the teams run to the chair, run around it twice and return to their starting position. The first team to reach the start wins.
New New Year's competition (!!!) for the company - "Lunokhod"
The best outdoor game for adults who are not entirely sober. Everyone stands in a circle, the first one is selected according to the counting, and inside the circle he crouches and says seriously: "I am Lunokhod 1". Whoever laughed next - squats in a circle and walks, seriously saying: "I am Lunokhod 2". Etc…
Merry New Year's competition "Who is longer"
Two teams are formed and each must lay out a chain of clothes, taking off whatever it pleases. The one with the longer chain, that team won. If the game is not held in the company of a house, but for example on a square or in a club, then first two participants are selected, and when they do not have enough clothes for the chain (after all, taking off their clothes, it is necessary to remain within the bounds of decency), then the hall is invited to help the participants, and anyone who wants to can continue the chain of the player he liked….
A monkey:
- That amused me!
Only there is no Rooster,
And, perhaps, I will have to
Stay forever.
Leading:
- Do not rush to assert
We won't have to wait long
We'll try a hero
Find it in the team!
Competition "Choosing a Rooster"
To participate in the selection of the Rooster, three men (roosters) and six women (hens) are needed. Participants are chosen by lot. Further, three teams of three people are divided (one rooster and two hens). For the competition, you will need outfits laid out in three bags. As decorations, you will need various ribbons, blouses, pants, elastic bands on the head, ribbons and more. The hens are blindfolded and, upon a signal, they begin to dress up their Rooster. During the competition, music is played, and when it stops, the result is judged. The rooster should be dressed up as brightly and original as possible, it is imperative to decorate the head (comb) and hands (wings). The Rooster is chosen, which, in the opinion of the audience, is decorated best of all. The monkey can help when it is difficult for the team to decide on the winner. The winning Rooster and his chickens are awarded medals of honor.
A monkey with annoyance :
- Well, they chose the Rooster,
Drive me away.
Leading:
- Monkey, wait,
Don't be in a hurry to get angry
Dance with us today
And accept a present from us.
The monkey is presented with bananas, and the Rooster dances a dance with her (lambada, waltz, etc.). Santa Claus enters the hall. There is applause.
Father Frost:
- Happy New Year to you, friends,
Monkey, Rooster,
Boar, Fox, Pig,
I will generously give you all,
Hurry up, run up
And receive gifts.
The participants of the corporate party individually approach Santa Claus, dancing. For each person, music is selected that best matches his style.
Natalia Lavrentieva
Holiday New Year - Year of the Monkey 2016.
Leading:
New Year opens fabulous doors!
Let the one who believes in a fairy tale come here now!
How nice that today guests came here to us,
And without looking at worries, everyone found a free hour.
A wonderful day is coming, the New Year is coming,
A holiday of laughter and inventions, holiday of happiness for children.
CHILDREN'S ENTRANCE UNDER THE SONG "And one, two, three ...."
Ved. What kind of guest came to us?
How smart and slender!
This is Santa Claus
Brought it to the children!
The balls glisten on it
Different toys are hanging!
Ved. Guys, let's say hello to the Christmas tree!
Children: Hello, Christmas tree!
And under the tree on New Year's
Children are dancing!
Let's go around the Christmas tree merrily.
And we'll sing a good song about the Christmas tree!
Round dance "They came to visit the Christmas tree"
And now I will make a guess for you riddle:
Quite right - herringbone! Children, tell me, a palm tree was mentioned in our riddle. Do you know who lives on the palm tree? Who? A monkey! Exactly, a monkey! And the coming 2016, just a year monkey... Let's invite us to visit monkey!
She just won't come to us, she must be lured to us. How can this be done?
That's right - bananas! Look at us on bananas lie on the festive table... I'll peel one banana now, a monkey smells the smell and will come!
The host peels one banana and appears a monkey.
Music output monkey
A monkey: So that's where this delicious banana smell comes from! How many bananas are there! Is that all for me?
Leading: Monkey! This is not all for you, it is also for our children.
A monkey: Children? Did they deserve them? Have they behaved well all year?
Leading: Uh, monkey! You speak like Santa Claus!
A monkey: So I walked here with him, only he stopped somewhere in the forest. Probably giving gifts to animals. But I still love warmth, not snow. Therefore, she came ahead of him.
Leading: Well nothing. While Santa Claus is gone, let's play a game. Do you agree?
The game "Funny monkeys"
Competition with monkey(to the song "Winter is a beauty")
Leading: Monkey, did you like it with us? Do you want us to holiday stay? (I liked it very much, but I can't help D.M.
Guys, let's go monkey, Bye monkey.
Leading: Guys, what is holiday without Santa Claus and gifts? Let's call him together. Children are calling "Father Frost", the presenter asks the parents to help call Santa Claus. To the music ( "Baba Yaga" M. Mussorgsky) Baba Yaga enters with a broom, runs around the tree. Then he stops and flaunts, humming to the tune of the song "Win the Pooh".
Baba Yaga: Look, I'm good today!
Hear how my soul sings!
One has only to look down,
One has only to braid the curls,
I'll be the Snow Maiden anywhere!
Isn't that right, guys? (without waiting for the children's answer) Yes Yes Yes (does not see children, addresses parents) Well, do we scream faq? Shouting faq? (to the tree) What's that sticking out here? (Grabs the tree by the branch)... Oh-she-she! Bad-tempered, mischievous, like me! (Draws attention to children) O! What are you doing here? I didn't invite you, did I? Didn't invite! Hello didn’t tell you? Did not tell! And you to me? Also no! How lovely! Yes, you are as rude as I am! My gold! My dears! Why are they crowded under this green thorn, I ask?
Leading: Grandma Yaga, say hello first - you see the audience! (points to the children)
Baba Yaga: I don't see any donut!
Leading: Yes, not a donut, but the audience!
Baba Yaga: So I would say right away. Hello spit girls and stump boys. Well, why did they sit near the tree? Don't let good people pass! (walks past the children and tries to step on their feet)
Leading: We are gathered here to celebrate the New Year - the best, the most desirable, the most joyful holiday!
Baba Yaga: (enthusiastically) Holiday! New Year! (surprised) With songs?
Leading: With songs!
Baba Yaga: With dancing?
Leading: With dancing!
Baba Yaga: With gifts?
Leading: With gifts!
Baba Yaga: I also want gifts.
Leading: And the kids want to get presents. But what kind holiday without Santa Claus?
Baba Yaga: (grabs his heart) It's just a thorn in my heart for me that you are all waiting only for Santa Claus! (runs around the tree) A - a, you want New Year, presents! You are waiting for Santa Claus!
(stops) But in vain! After all, you me, kind and good Babusechka-Yagusechka, every year from the tree of what ?. That's right, you kick it out. What are you giving me a present ?. That's right, you don't. You think I will continue to endure such antics of yours! Nope! I’ll conjure such a thing for you (scratches the back of his head, thinks, such, oooh! I’m even impatient to show you what I can conjure. You can call whoever you want, complain to anyone! And I’ll do the magic anyway! (scratches the back of his head, circles around himself) Think, grandma, think (enthusiastically) Wow, I got it! I will call my dear guest. Oh, I'm tired of witchcraft.
Baba Yaga knocks on the floor with a broom. Music sounds. Leaving Alice Fox and Basilio the Cat. The cat is leaning on a crutch, Lisa has a saw behind her back
Fox: - Pass the lame invalid, the misery of the eyeless ...
cat: - We froze in the cold ... we have such a coldness in the Land of Fools!
Fox: - We are looking for a big tree to cut down and make a fire to keep warm.
cat: -O! Here is the tree ... big, fluffy. A lot of firewood will turn out!
Fox: -Wow, so it is dressed up! All kinds of lantern balls on it ...
cat: - Let's cut down a tree, collect balls, make beads and sell them in our country, and divide the money!
Fox: - Excellent! And we will divide So: you are 2, I am 3! All equally!
cat: - Wow equally!
Fox: - Okay, don't gundi! Let's cut it down first!
The cat and the Fox are attached to saw the tree
Fox: - Do you know, Basilio, Santa Claus and Snow Maiden will come here soon. She is so pretty and polite!
cat: - Look disgusting!
Fox: - Here's what I am came up with: we need to kidnap the Snow Maiden from Santa Claus and demand for her redemption: PRESENT! And there are a lot of sweets, chocolates!
cat: - Clever, Fox! You have a smart head! Here we are! But how do we steal it?
Fox: - Well, you can't think of anything yourself! Would be lost without me! We must put Santa Claus to sleep!
cat: - You would have disappeared without me! How do we put ourselves to sleep?
Fox: - It is necessary to give Santa Claus compote to drink. And add sleeping pills to the compote!
cat: - Aaaaa! Grandfather will fall asleep, and we will drag the Snow Maiden! Let's do it! Let's go wait for Santa Claus! (they leave the hall to the music).
Leading: Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
I hasten to congratulate everyone
Let the bad weather go around you
Let your ringing laughter sound!
Let's start a round dance - after all, today is the New Year!
Dance "Icy palms."
Leading:
- Guess guys: who will come to us?
A grandfather with a beard lives in the world
Never drinks hot tea!
Children:
Father Frost!
Leading:
I need to call my grandfather
It's time to celebrate the New Year!
Children call Santa Claus:
Santa Claus, come out
For children give a holiday!
Exit of Santa Claus. music
Father Frost:
Happy New Year! Here I am!
Hello my friends!
Early in the morning until dawn
I went hiking.
After all, at Santa Claus
Many festive hassle!
I rubbed it to a shine for a month!
The stars shone brighter!
All forests, fields and rivers
I covered with ice and snow!
I locked a blizzard in a closet,
So that the roads are not covered up
And beautified the area
Dawn with a bright flame!
Icicles glisten with silver
The bell is ringing ...
And they shone with a blush
The faces of adults and children!
Hey kindergarten people
Become a round dance!
Round dance game with Santa Claus "Heel, sock"
(children sit on high chairs)
Father Frost: - Oh, and the smart people gathered ... I even felt hot! To drink some water ...
The Fox and the Cat run out, holding a ladle of water.
Fox: - Oh, grandpa wanted to drink! Try our drink!
cat: - Thirst as a hand will remove!
Father Frost: - And what is this drink?
cat:"Harsikopa"
Father Frost: - Some strange name ...
Fox: - Who does not know, he does not understand!
Father Frost: - Okay, I'll drink! I really want to drink! (drinking ... Oh, strange ... my eyelids are heavy, my eyes are closing! I really want to sleep! I fall asleep .... (snoring)
Fox: - Eh, rose-mimosa….
Fox: - They put to sleep, after all, Santa Claus!
(rejoice, congratulate each other, hide behind the tree)
Leading: Guys, let's sing a song, maybe D.M., maybe he will wake up.
Song to the Little Christmas Tree
Leading: No, D.M. did not wake up.
Exit Snow Maiden music
Snow Maiden:
Hello, here I am!
Happy New Year to you, friends!
What about grandpa? Is he asleep?
Fox: - Sleeping! Sleeping! Why bother him!
cat: - Come on, come with us! We will exchange you for gifts with your grandfather!
Snow Maiden: - But so bad! You can't do that! Without me the holiday will not take place!
cat: - To me, too ... person!
Fox: - That's it, let's leave ... it seems Santa Claus is waking up ....
(take away the Snow Maiden)
Father Frost: - Oh, what have I done! The guys prepared poems for me, and I fell asleep! Come on, kids, girls and boys ... tell your grandfather poems ...
Children: read poetry
Father Frost: Something I can't wake up in any way! Let's sing with you guys!
The song "Hello, Santa Claus"
Playing with Santa Claus (play-song Frost)
(Children sit down)
Father Frost: -Something I played like a little ... And where is my granddaughter Snegurochka?
(children's answers)
The Cat and the Fox, Snegurochka come out.
cat: - Well, what are you making noise here? We have it!
Fox:- Father Frost! Let's change: we will give you a Snow Maiden, you will give us GIFTS!
Father Frost:- Oh no no no! And shame on you! Well, take your presents! Give us back the Snow Maiden! (gives the bag)
The cat and the Fox run away happily.
Father Frost:
Hello granddaughter! How long have we been waiting for you! And you guys don't get upset: I'm a wizard! Lisa and the Cat will not receive gifts! They will open the bag, and there are cones and needles from our tree!
Snow Maiden: We will continue the holiday
Have fun dancing
Dance training. After the dance, the children sit on the chairs.
Leading:
Father Frost! We've been waiting for you ...
We dreamed of gifts
And you still sit and sleep,
And we are in no hurry to dance ...
Father Frost:
And it's true ... today holiday! Nobody can sit on such a day ...!
Song game "Walked through the woods DM"
Father Frost: Well done, kids, danced heartily!
Father Frost:
It's time to give out gifts to children!
Hurry to the kindergarten and get presents!
Father Frost: That's holiday New Year it's time for us to finish
Happy year monkeys I congratulate you friends!
This year I give gifts to everyone supplies:
Wisdom to children
Wealth to parents
Happiness, good luck to all our viewers!
Snow Maiden. Just don't forget us at all,
You wait for us, grandpa and I will come.
And meet again with songs and dances,
And we will bring you the best gifts.
Leading:
We wish you health and joy,
So that life is without grief and worries!
Happy New Year to all of you!
Let the New Year be happy!
Song "New Year"
Ved. Good evening friends! Good evening! Happy New Year! Happy New Year! These magic words lift your spirits, your eyes light up with joyful fire. The faces shine with smiles, and we say from the bottom of our hearts: "Happy New Year!". Friends dance, sing, laugh! Fill the hall with fun!
New Year is the best holiday ever. A holiday of miracles, magic, fairy tales.
(Santa Claus and Snow Maiden appear)
Snegurochka: I don’t want to! I don’t want to and I won’t! I had enough! It's the same every time! We are remembered only on New Year's Eve!
Santa Claus: Snegurochka, shame on you! You didn't even say hello to the guys!
Snow Maiden: (gloomy). Hello!
Santa Claus: We are glad, children, to see you!
Happy New Year everyone, good hour!
We start here today
Merry New Year's holiday! (addresses the Snow Maiden) Now we will sing a song with the guys ...
Snow Maiden: (sarcastically). We will have a round dance, and then we will listen to rhymes and play with toys! I’m not two years old! I want to sing normal songs. And in general I want to be a star!
Santa Claus: (upset) Those times ... And who will help me? Yes, and what New Year is without you, granddaughter?
Snegurochka: Yes, the children won't even notice that I'm not there. And I want to be talked about! For my videos to be played, for fans to ask for autographs ... Here is life! Grandpa, why should you hit your magic staff just once?
Santa Claus: Granddaughter, you don’t need all this! You are already beautiful with us, and all the guys love you. Really guys?
All Yes.
Snow Maiden: My talent is lost! I know what to do! We need to look for a producer! (going to leave).
Santa Claus: Wait Snow Maiden! What tree is it without you? Do not spoil everyone's holiday, today you will show your talent.
Snow Maiden: Well, okay persuaded! But if someone offends me, I leave!
Santa Claus: Thank you granddaughter. Let's sing our traditional songs, just a few at once. So, New Year's potpourri.
Mischief comes in.
Malice. Oh, how boring. For a whole year, not a single dirty trick. And the old woman Karga - Yaga completely lost her mind. He walks through the forest, gathers the homeless animals.
Harmor. And then feed them, take them out into the street, take care of their upbringing ... But who am I in the world? I am an evil wizard Vredomor, I am ready for anything for the sake of evil, I can find an argument with anyone, how I began to serve Zlorada.
Malice. And I am Zlorada - the Queen of evil. I have an offer to enter the New Year tree and arrange fireworks of dirty tricks, and these dirty tricks should be so New Year’s, so New Year’s, that everyone in the hall would cry.
Vredomor and Glupignen: Gib-gib - hurray! Long live the dirty tricks!
Malevolence: Well, that's enough, that's enough. You only need to grind your tongue, let's get down to business! I give you a second to think about how to make everyone cry at the New Year's holiday.
Injury: More onions, garlic! Let's ruin the girls' dresses, guys
we will "scrub" shirts. Let's melt Santa Claus and Snow Maiden. Oooh ... Glupignen: There is no better "Thorns-Chips"
Malevolence: Why "Ships"?
Glupignen: Because they contain a mixture of snake venom. They swallow, sizzle, sizzle and burst ...
Malice: Stop your dirty tricks. Baba - Yaga is coming.
Vredomor: Let's hide and see what mood she is in.
Foolinen: If he goes and swears, then the mischief will come true.
Zlorada: And if he sings, then the dirty tricks will have to be canceled once again.
(Baba Yaga walks, carries animals in a basket and sings):
I'll get up early in the morning, in the morning, in the morning!
I’ll clean up everything in the house, clean up, clean up!
I'll sweep the floors, wash the dishes
And I will not forget to bring water.
Hey! My dirty tricks, where are you?
They do not meet me, they do not dignify me.
All: Here we are Granny, here we are Yagusenka.
Baba Yaga: Well, what were you doing here without me?
All: Were bored.
Baba Yaga: This is always the case. Didn't do anything about the house. I alone, Baba Yaga, work like a bee. I am an old, defenseless woman, today I drank coffee without any appetite.
Vredomor: Sit down, Granny, we will turn on the TV for you, your favorite program "Concert on request".
Malevolence: Now we will cajole the old woman, and then we will offer dirty tricks. (Babu - Yaga is seated on a chair). Song "Christmas toys"
Baba Yaga: Well, the good fellows made the old woman happy. Come on, Mischief, there is nothing for good people here to spoil the holiday with me, we have a lot of things to do in the forest. (everyone leaves)
Santa Claus and Snow Maiden appear.
Santa Claus: Yes, you have fun here today. Involuntarily you want to be artists.
Snegurochka: You see, grandfather, what a success everyone has. I, too, will go to the artist.
Santa Claus: Okay, okay Snegurochka, let's hold the Christmas tree and get ready for the casting of "Voice" or "Main Stage". It's nice to be among you, but it's time for me and Snegurochka to go, many more trees are waiting for us.
Snow Maiden: Winter holiday is coming,
The old year is leaving us
New Year is knocking on the door.
Let with a blizzard and powder
He will bring all the good:
Children - joy, as before,
For adults - happiness and hope.
Santa Claus: May New Year Santa Claus
Good health to boot,
Good luck in everything conceived,
Fun, laughter, tenderness, affection,
So that life is like in a fairy tale.
How not to dance today?
Dance more, not the norm
Today everyone should be
In great dance form.
Dance girls
Host: This story took place on a tropical island.
A biologist has been working on the island for several days who has come to study the monkeys.
(Music: Monkey theme and 38 parrots cartoon.)
Biologist: As much as you can say, you can't take food from tourists from bags, it's much worse than bananas.
Monkey: And this is what a person says to me ...
Biologist: A person who studies monkeys.
Monkey: And I also study humans. My great-great-grandmother, for example, knew Robinson himself, learned the alphabet from him, wrote down the sticks, and then other people came and caught Robinson.
Biologist: It wasn't like that, Robinson returned home.
Monkey: This is all called a happyend, as the writer who spoke to my great-great-grandmother said.
(A cannon shot thunders, you can throw a ball from one side of the stage to another)
Monkey: What's that thundering?
Biologist: The cannon is firing.
(Someone shouts - Help)
Monkey: Help?
Biologist: Let's help.The song "Clap-poppers"
Stranger: Help!
(The stranger hugs the "Boa constrictor" and opens his mouth, but cannot swallow due to his small stature)
Biologist: Oh, what a beautiful boa constrictor.
Monkey: Who are you and why did you get caught by this undersized man?
Stranger: I'm here by accident, help, or he will strangle me.
Biologist: We need to take it off somehow.
Boa constrictor: Where, my prey.
Monkey: Look, there are Banderlog.
Boa constrictor: Where are the Banderlog? I'll eat everyone.
(The boa constrictor "crawls away")
Stranger: Thank you, you saved me, but how do I get out of here?
Monkey: With your luck, you will again be caught by someone.
Monkey: How is it, we saved you.
Stranger: I attacked this island to rob everyone, and you did not let me go.
Pirates: And here we arrived, and we will have fun.
Stranger: So who's the richest?
Monkey: My girlfriend, she works with tourists.
Pirates: Sorry, this is not tourist season.
Stranger: What does she have?
Monkey: She has a whole mountain of packs of all sorts of goodies, as well as a notebook cover and a pillow.
Stranger: Why does she need all this?
Monkey: She decorates a palm tree with bundles, waves the cover like a fan so that it is not so hot, and sits on a pillow so that there is a sofa.
Pirates: What do you have?
Monkey: Nothing, I'm just an ordinary monkey.
Pirates: Oh, how poor she is, can she give her something and then take it away?
Stranger: Wait ... Wait, I'll think ...The song "The lights of the round dance began to spin"
Biologist: Saved, hurray we are saved.
Monkey: Yes, well, the monkey can easily gnaw through the ropes.
Boa constrictor: They wanted to sell me, put me in a box and sell….
Biologist: Calm down ...
Monkey: We were saved ...
Boa constrictor: What is a box and what is to sell?
Biologist: Yes, but the pirates are still on the island, what can we do.
Monkey: We need to arm ourselves and fight back the pirates.
Biologist: Exactly, who are we going to arm?
Boa constrictor: If the weapon looks like a box, I'll put all the pirates in it myself.
Biologist: Wait, this is all wrong ... let's inject some sleeping pills to the pirates.
Monkey: How to do it?
Boa constrictor: Doesn't it hurt your digestion?
Pirates: Where are these fugitives?
Biologist: (In a medical gown) Come on, on through, are you pirates?
Pirates and the Stranger: We.
Biologist: My assistant and I must vaccinate you, here is a paper with the seals and signatures of the pirate ministry of health.
Pirates: What's written here?
Stranger: We won't.
Biologist: And if your mothers find out that you do not monitor your health, they will no longer let you go.
Pirates: Let go.
Biologist: They won't let you go, there is a fever raging on the island.
Pirates: Well, let it be, and we will sail away.
Biologist: And those who fearlessly vaccinate are promised an increase in their pension and the Order of the Pirate of the Seven Seas.
Pirates: Okay then.
Stranger: They would say so. What kind of fever?
Biologist: Creeping.
Stranger: Wow .. (Pirates fall asleep).Song "Snow, Snow, Snow"
Biologist: My mission has been accomplished, but I had to study people.
Monkey: What exactly?
Biologist: Qualities like honesty, for example.
Monkey: I also want to be honest.
Biologist: But you deceived you about Robinson?
Monkey: What the great-great-grandmother said is true.
Biologist: We'll have to say goodbye.
Monkey: What's next?
Biologist: And then there will be a holiday, songs and a New Year's disco.
Monkey: Then why say goodbye? Let's wish each other a Happy New Year together.
Biologist: Let's remember all the good things that happened in the past year.
Monkey: And we will dance.
Snow Maiden: Well, here are friends, it's time to say goodbye
With the January wind flew towards us.
And again we say "Goodbye"
To my good and great friends.
Santa Claus: And at this hour of farewell
To all dear and sweet, to us, friends
We say: "Goodbye,
Until next time. We wish you happiness! "
All together: Goodbye!
School horoscope for 2016
I came to school today
Glorious New Year's holiday!
The horoscope will tell you
What awaits us in the future, there
In New 2016
I'll tell you everything!
Aries you go to school,
Adults, Aries, do not be rude.
Cherish every day
You will find knowledge in it!
School is home, Taurus!
If so, you are great!
You will be friends with the school
It will be more interesting to live!
Gemini needs patience
It’s hard to learn suddenly
Or just a delusion
Maybe even bad luck ...
It will be the hardest for you
But success will come to you too!
Cancer, you go ahead
Yes, learn all the lessons!
Then a prize will be waiting for you,
A necessary surprise for all crayfish!
Proud Lions, not good for you
Receive "deuces".
You are excellent students in life,
Everything will be "five"!
Virgins, of course you are at school
Very charming!
New victories await you!
Exactly, definitely!
Oh, and you are shaky, Libra!
You and I know that.
You strive for good luck,
Study honestly at school!
Scorpions, your sting
Even sharper your dagger.
Be kind to everyone
And you will find friends!
Our very accurate Sagittarius
Let's face it - Well done!
You find the goal in the study,
You will be in business all year!
Don't butt, Capricorns.
Long roads await you
There are different discoveries around the country.
And various victories! ...
Aquarius is the soul of friends!
There is nothing you do not regret.
There will be a school as a joy
A reward awaits in the coming year!
Pisces, you are not silent at the blackboard,
Tell me what you have learned.
It will be easier to live at school
And be friends with the sciences!
You are all zodiac signs!
Don't forget you, however
That everything depends on you!
School ours is the highest class!
Flashmob
Happy new year friends!
The chimes are striking in the New Year's gloom!
I want a new coming
Was a happy year on earth!
There are many wonderful holidays
Each comes in his turn.
But the kindest holiday in the world
The best holiday is New Year!
Let the year begin with a kind smile
From the fact that we forgive each other's mistakes
And even the enemies we wish well,
After all, life is so beautiful, it's time for us to understand!
Here is the New Year, once again,
Comes to us from the starry distance.
And as always, he beckons us,
Hope, bright dreams,
Hope, believe and love
All three cherished words
Take with you and go into the distance,
And be happy again.
Let's love each other!
And cherish our feelings!
Adversity and bitterness, resentment and pain
May the outgoing year take with it,
And let there be good luck and happiness in Novy,
And the joy of communication even in rain and bad weather.
Dance waltz
Song "Snow and Blizzards"
A monkey, standing in the pose of Caesar - with a laurel wreath on his head, with a proudly raised chin, raising his hand (in the other - a banana) pompously argues:
Apart from a couple thousand from the birth of Christ,
I live, arguing over the years - the mind in me and beauty.
The year two thousand and sixteen was undividedly my year.
She lived in honor, glory without sorrow and adversity.
Maybe I should stay with people for another year?
I am full of ideas, plans and brilliant ideas.
I am a goddess! Who will dispute? Who will find a flaw in me?
Even you, I know, people are born of monkeys.
I'm not kidding. Grass and fruit are all my food.
Resolved! I will rule every year for all years!
Turns on the TV, watches the news:
"2017 is the year of the Fire Rooster. According to the Eastern horoscope In 2017, according to the Eastern calendar, the ambitious Fire Monkey will be replaced by a sign that promises to be even more successful and memorable. This will be the year of the Fire Rooster."
Monkey, outraged:
- So that I - yes, give up the throne, the crown - to the Rooster?
That's really - pipes! Nonsense! Don't talk nonsense!
I will pluck feathers from the wings of Senor Rooster -
There will be both roast and ear for meat-eaters at once!
(Walks around, grimacing and making terrible faces, waving his arms)
A knock on the door. Santa Claus enters with the Snow Maiden:
- Hello, hello, Monkey! How was your stay, how was your life?
We were driven to you by deer, and by the taiga, by the forest - by the elk.
You will have to fly around many cities and different countries.
What's sour? Did you eat lemons? Come on, baby, eat a banana!
Monkey, turning away from his grandfather and playing with his tail:
“I don’t want bananas, grapefruit, or mangoes” ...
Maybe, grandfather, you can dance a waltz, foxtrot or tango with me?
Music. Grandfather, tangled in the hem of a fur coat, is circling a waltz with a monkey. The monkey "makes eyes", smiles mysteriously, snuggles up to Santa Claus, flirts, and whispers in his ear:
- I want, I want, as before, to be the queen of the Earth,
So that ships were named in my honor at sea!
So that in shops, stores, monkey glory for,
On the windows and on the shelves, in every house - just me.
The Snow Maiden stands aside, endures, worries, throws up her hands in surprise and gasps at such impudence.
Santa Claus, furtively, in the ear of the monkey explains:
- I could. I am omnipotent. I am Grandfather Frost!
I don’t remember what year it is now. The old one has become already, sclerosis ...
So you are all to my liking - both beautiful and smart.
Yes, that's just ... a hitch: will the Country agree? A???
This used to be different. And now everything is according to the mind -
For fraud, you can find yourself in the Kolyma.
Monkey, legs folded on his chest and shuddering:
- I will not survive in the North. See, it's overgrown with wool?
This is all from the bad weather.
Santa Claus, raising his eyebrows:
- Seriously? Well, things-ah-ah-ah ...
The Snow Maiden does not stand up, fits:
- Do you hear, "the beauty of nature"! My grandfather's brains are good!
Why not paired with my husband? Where is your creature blooming?
I will not let my grandfather be offended, I will not allow him to be deceived.
And don't even dream about the new year and the kingdom, forget it!
Monkey, pounding himself in the chest with fists:
- I am dexterous, strong, fearless and dashing habits!
Where is this bird of yours? Hey, give me a Rooster!
The grandiose solemn, majestic music is playing. And heavy steps (drums, drums) are heard to its measured rhythm.
The Rooster enters the scene: an authoritarian pose, lush, brilliantly fiery robe, boots with spurs. Behind a magnificent train, which is carried by hens behind a rooster - several beauties in white capes, with red corollas on their heads.
Rooster, affirmatively putting forward his leg and thrusting out his chest:
- I waited a long time, patiently! Well, now it's my turn.
I will rule fairly and reasonably for a whole year.
Monkey, walking around the Rooster and his procession with interest:
- What a dandy, smart dandy? What kind of lush fanfare?
Santa Claus, seed for the Monkey, respectfully:
- We warned you ... Monkey, this is HE!
Rooster, edifying:
- Who does not know who I am, what I am, I myself will say for myself.
No, not just like that, right away, but I will ask everyone a riddle.
/ The shepherd will not go out to graze the cows,
The birds will not rise from the nests to the sky,
The horses will not drink water from the river,
The hostess will not put the pot in the oven
And the dove will not leave the dovecote
While from the roost at an early hour in the chicken coop
The first will not shout loudly ... /
Chickens, Santa Claus and Snow Maiden, in unison: - Cock-o-o-ok!
Rooster, proudly:
- I will rule from the perch, that is ... from the throne, let's just say!
With a wing gesture, pointing to the retinue of chickens:
- These are all my brides, in my life I can’t do without them.
The time to rule has come, a new year and a new dignity.
What's sour? Did you eat lemons? Don't be sad, eat a banana!
Monkey admiring the Rooster:
- You would know, Your Grace, Mr. Señor Rooster,
How perishable spirit loathes me and disgusts leadership!
In general, everything. It's time to go back to children, sunshine, relatives.
See off, remember me with a kind word!
*
Everyone joins hands, smiles - and reads the final poem:
Pours white sawdust
Empress Winter!
Everything is in the snow! Ardent frost -
Crazy about the hostess.
Round dances near the tree
Dancing, playing until the morning
And full of people
Hill in the middle of the yard.
Old year - sadness, bad weather,
It will take away sadness and boredom.
Happy New Life! With new happiness!
Hello, wonderful New Year!
*
11/21/2016
(Note: the script used the author's poems - the nursery rhyme-riddle "Cockerel" and the New Year's poem "Happy New Year! Happy New Happiness")
The new year 2017 is getting closer and closer. And if so, then it's time to start preparing for him. And it's best to start with ideas to help you have fun with your friends. The new funny script of the new year 2017 of the rooster for a fun company will help you with this. The script contains interesting ideas, contests and games. See, choose and play.
Introduction.
Before starting the holiday, it is necessary to say an introductory word. For example, like this:
Game - we spend the year of the monkey.
The year of the monkey is coming to an end, and it must be spent. We spend it with memories of all the good things that happened in 2016.
In turn, all the guests recall what happened in the world or with them this 2016. Those who could not remember are eliminated from the game. And the last one wins. We are giving him a calendar for 2016 in a beautiful frame. Let this calendar remind him of a happy year in his life.
The game is fortune-telling for the new year with the help of salads.
Everything is simple here - each guest names his favorite salad, which is on the New Year's table. After everyone has been named, the presenter reads out his predictions for the new year for each salad. If someone named an exotic salad and there is no prediction for it, then you can simply say: sorry, but the year will be unpredictable for you!
And here is a list of predictions for the new year for salads:
The game is one-on-one!
This game is played by two people. They sit down opposite each other. Their task is to look each other in the face and at the same time pronounce a tongue twister:
- I see a hill with coolies in the field - I will go out to the hill, I will correct the sack
Here the task is not just to pronounce this tongue twister and look into the eyes of your opponent, but also not to laugh! Whoever laughed is eliminated. Although, everyone will laugh, because this is simply not possible to say, especially when drunk and looking into the eyes of another !!!
Rebuilding for the new year 2017.
You need a lot of guests here. If there are few of them, then there are so many. How much. Ideally, each team should have 9 people. Each team receives plates with letters, and they can be assembled with the phrase: YEAR OF THE COCK.
The presenter asks a question, and the teams must answer it, and show the answer with their plates with letters, that is. Make up words.
Video competition.
In this competition, we are showing a video. There will be one song in the video - somewhere in this world ... and the frames will be from different films. The task of the guests is to name after watching all the films that were in the video. Whoever calls more wins.
And here is the video itself:
Musical pause.
In this game, guests will have to guess the names of the songs. And whoever guessed it, he performs it. But he does not just perform, but crows! That is, after karaoke turns on, and the guest or guests crow instead of words to the beat of the music. It turns out fun and funny.
And now you can celebrate the new year!
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